Strain Review by CLMonkey: Jade

Strain Review: Jade

Grower Name: CLMonkey

Breeder: Stone

Day 72

The Smell: Earthy, Mango, Pine, Hash, Skunk, Woody

The Smoke: The smoke from 1 month cure was a heavy full bodied smoke that expanded a good amount, but not a lung buster. It had a heavy pine/mango flavour.

I just smoked 2 joints last night that have been curing for 6 months, and It now tastes of mango, and pine, with a vanilla aftertaste and it is smooth smoking.

Method of Delivery: Vape, Bong, Joint, Edibles

[9] Taste Inhale (Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious)

[8] Taste Exhale

[6] State of Dryness (Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal)

[9] Smoke ability (Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth)

[6] Smoke expansion (Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-expander)

The High: Ahh! The high :) I found the high to be a little on the creeper side, but intense for about 2 hrs (very high tolerance) and I have to make note of this. It seems to help the blood flow a bit and might even be called viagra in plant form, and for this reason I suggest people with high blood pressure might want to smoke lightly at first. I had a patient say that he had to go easy on it because it made his blood pressure rise a bit.

Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off. 

The Dosage: 2 Joints… I’m a heavy smoker

[7] Effect Onset (Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper)

[8] Potency (Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating)

Hours the effect lasted 1-2 for smoking and up to 3 hours when vaped and smoked together

[6] Tolerance build up (Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid)


Rate on a scale of 1-9 where 1 indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and 9 represents the ideal time of day

[8] Morning (wake up)

[8] Day (work)

[7] Evening (relax)

[6] Night (sleep)

[9] Overall Satisfaction (Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail)

Do you personally consider this strain a keeper for long-term use?


I am a Medical cannabis user

If you are a med user, describe briefly your health conditions and how this strain affects them

I am HIV positive for 14 years. HepC revA 33 years, Multiple back fusions, Chronic nerve pain accompanied with seizures and migraines. I am also insomniac with anxiety issues.

This has helped not just with appetite, but has been pretty good at keeping the burning sensations down to a tolerable state. One major thing that i noticed is that this stuff will make your blood flow! I say this as a warning to those with hypertension,or the not so playful partner ;)..yes i said it! This stuff is viagra in canna form for about half the people that have tried it.

Rate the noticeable medical and negative effects (if any) on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.

[7] Sense of well being;

[8] Euphoria; 

[6] Anxiety relief; 

[7] Paranoia relief; 

[9]  Sex drive

[6] Sleep; 

[8] Pain relief; 

[6] Ability to rest or sit still; 

[7] Thought process; 

[7] Speech process; 

[8] Imagination/creativity

[8] Humor perception;

[5] Visual perception; 

[6] Audio perception; 

[3] Taste perception; 

[7] Appetite stimulant

[8] Introspective dreaminess; 

[6] Paranoia; 

[5] Confusion; 

[7] Restlessness; 

[3] Anxiety or panic; 

[3] Detachment from reality

[4] Decreased reaction time;

[2] Altered thinking and memory; 

[2] Altered vision; 

[5] Bloodshot eyes;

 [5] Reduced coordination and balance; 

[8] Increased heart rate; 

[6] Dry mouth

Final Comments: I look forward to keeping this in my medical collection. I found it to have a really good balance of medical and recreational properties. When I smoke it I mix in a little bit of Harlequin just to boost the CBD and CBN levels, but that is not necessary. I look forward to growing this again and suggest that you give it a shot too.

Peace  Monkey

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