Stain review by MrStrongCloud: Funky Monkey

Strain: Funky Monkey

Grower Name: Mr. Strongcloud


Medium: Fox Farm Ocean Blend and Happy Frog 1:1

Nutrients: Fox Farms Trio

Lights type and schedule (indoor): 1000w Vivosun HPS

Days from Seed: 98

Harvest Points: Harvested at roughly 15% amber trics. It provided a wonderful uplifting high.

Dry Yield (grams): 67

Growth Comments: I did some LST early on during veg. I would recommend doing this as the plant responds very well to the opening up of bud sites

Comments on smell (during growth, harvest, etc.): The smell always contained a musky fuel like smell. Laced with liquorice

The Smell: Haze, Diesel, Licorice, Berry, Cedar, Pineapple

The Smoke: The smoke is a smooth intake with a heavy exhale

Method of Delivery: Bong, Joint

8 Taste Inhale (Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious)

9 Taste Exhale (Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious)

7 State of Dryness (Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal)

7 Smoke ability (Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth)

7 Smoke expansion (Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-expander)

The High: Very uplifting high that can very much relax you. Also it has a wonderful up feeling

Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.

4 The Dosage (number of hits taken to reach desired effects)

7 Effect Onset (Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper)

8 Potency (Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating)

4 Hours the effect lasted

3 Tolerance build up (Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid)


Rate on a scale of 1-9 where 1 indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and 9 represents the ideal time of day.

8 Usability Morning (wake up)

8 Usability Day (work)

6 Usability Evening (relax)

6 Usability Night (sleep)

8 Overall Satisfaction (Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail)

Do you personally consider this strain a keeper for long-term use

I am a
Medical cannabis user, Recreational user

If you are a med user, describe briefly your health conditions and how this strain affects them
I have severe nerve damage from a gunshot wound. In addition, I have stage 2 spinal degeneration causing nerve damage.

Rate the noticeable medical and negative effects (if any) on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.


7 Sense of well being

7 Euphoria

7 Anxiety relief

7 Paranoia relief

8 Sex drive

4 Sleep

7 Pain relief

7 Ability to rest or sit still

6 Thought process

1 – mild Speech process

6 Imagination/creativity

6 Humor perception

6 Visual perception

6 Audio perception

6 Taste perception

3 Appetite stimulant

5 Introspective dreaminess

1 – mild Paranoia

1 – mild Confusion

1 – mild Restlessness

1 – mild Hallucinations

1 – mild Anxiety or panic

4 Detachment from reality

2 Decreased reaction time

4 Altered thinking and memory

1 – mild Altered vision

8 Bloodshot eyes

3 Reduced coordination and balance

3 Increased heart rate

7 Dry mouth

Final Comments: This is by far one of my favorite strains to date. If you have pain problems, this strain…

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