Strain review by DMRides220: Citrus Noir

Strain: Citrus Noir

Grower Name: DMrides220

Medium: Biobizz light mix

Nutrients: Biocanna

Lights type and schedule (indoor): Cobs 19/5

Days from Seed: 70

Harvest Points: All cloudy trichs

Dry Yield (grams): 18 grams from a half gallon pot

Growth Comments: An absolute pleasure to watch these grow. Nice tall, open structure with very frosty dense buds.

Comments on smell (during growth, harvest, etc.): Sweet lemon meringue smell during growth, simply amazing. Citrus lemon lime after cure.

The Smell: Citrus, Lemon, Lime

The Smoke: The flavor is mild but the smoke is not, this is some serious shit. Very potent and very lung expanding.

Method of Delivery: Joint

4 Taste Inhale (Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious)

5 Taste Exhale (Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious)

4 State of Dryness (Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal)

6 Smoke ability (Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth)

10 – expander Smoke expansion (Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-expander)

The High: Laughing uncontrollably followed by a bit of paranoia, more giggling after the paranoia. We smoked in my camper parked outside my house and at one point my wife thought we were rolling down the road lmao, after that it was all good lol.

Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off

The Dosage (number of hits taken to reach desired effects): Half of a raw king size cone between 3 people had us all extremely high. 

4 Effect Onset (Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper)

9 Potency (Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating)

2.5 hours but the first 1.5 was all laughing. Hours the effect lasted

3 Tolerance build up (Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid)


Rate on a scale of 1-9 where 1 indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and 9 represents the ideal time of day.

7 Morning (wake up)

9 – ideal time of the day Day (work)

6 Evening (relax)

3 Night (sleep)

9 Overall Satisfaction (Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail)

Do you personally consider this strain a keeper for long-term use?


I am a Recreational user

If you are a med user, describe briefly your health conditions and how this strain affects them

I’m not a medical user, I just like weed.

Rate the noticeable medical and negative effects (if any) on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.

7 Sense of well being

7 Euphoria

5 Anxiety relief

4 Paranoia relief

7 Sex drive

3 Sleep

5 Pain relief

4 Ability to rest or sit still

7 Thought process

5 Speech process

9 – severe Imagination/creativity

9 – severe Humor perception

7 Visual perception

6 Audio perception

3 Taste perception

7 Appetite stimulant

4 Introspective dreaminess

4 Paranoia

7 Confusion

4 Restlessness

3 Hallucinations

2 Anxiety or panic

8 Detachment from reality

4 Decreased reaction time

8 Altered thinking and memory

4 Altered vision

7 Bloodshot eyes

6 Reduced coordination and balance

4 Increased heart rate

9 – severe Dry mouth

Final Comments: This is an amazing strain, definitely a favorite to smoke with friends. Everyone ends up laughing uncontrollably at some ridiculous stuff. It really makes for some fun times.

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