Strain Review by CLMonkey’s Patient: Jade

Grower Name: CLMonkey

Breeder: Stone


The Smell: Earthy, Mango, Pine, Musk, Woody

The Smoke: Smoke at 6 weeks cure was full bodied and slightly expansive, but not harsh. Tastes of vanilla and pine. This patient has been asking for more, so I gave them a good bit of my stash.

Method of Delivery: Vape

[9] Taste Inhale;  [9] Taste Exhale; [5- ideal] State of Dryness 

[9] Smoke ability; [5] Smoke expansion

The High: Slight creeper, lasting about 3-4 hours coming down nice and easy

The Dosage: 8-10 tokes every hour

[5] Effect Onset

 [9] Potency

[3-4 hours] the effect lasted

[6] Tolerance build up 


Rate on a scale of 1-9 where 1 indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and 9 represents the ideal time of day.

[9] Morning (wake up)

[7] Day (work)

[6] Evening (relax)

[6] Night (sleep)

[9] Overall Satisfaction (Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail)

If you are a med user, describe briefly your health conditions and how this strain affects them

This patient has MS for 20 years and has nerve pain from diabetes.

The patient reported feeling warm (blood flow) and they noticed good pain relief. They also noted that it helps to clear their mind when they get bouts of confusion. This patient also has gained 3 pounds last month, this is good because they are way too thin.

Rate the noticeable medical and negative effects (if any) on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe.

[7] Sense of well being

[8] Euphoria

[7] Anxiety relief

[8] Paranoia relief

[9 – severe] Sex drive

[5] Sleep

[8] Pain relief

[6] Ability to rest or sit still

[4] Thought process

[6] Speech process

[7] Imagination/creativity

[8] Humor perception

[5] Visual perception

[7] Audio perception

[7] Taste perception

[9 – severe] Appetite stimulant

[6] Introspective dreaminess

[5] Paranoia

[6] Confusion

[7] Restlessness

[4] Hallucinations

[5] Anxiety or panic

[6] Detachment from reality

[6] Decreased reaction time

[7] Altered thinking and memory

[5] Altered vision

[7] Bloodshot eyes

[5] Reduced coordination and balance

[8] Increased heart rate

[7] Dry mouth

Final Comments: The patient has found Jade to be a very useful part of their medical routine. They loved the color, smell, and taste & effect of Jade.  I am to send a big Thank You to Stone from this patient.


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