A Stunted Greeting

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  1. Stunted

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    Hello cruel cruel world,

    Welcome to crazy town where almost anything goes, I say almost as my arse is totally off limits...nothing goes in but chocolate comes out once a day!

    So this is the place you will find me hiding out most of the time, feel free to ask questions or poke fun at me.
    You never know what is gonna happen here!

    Stay stoned Humans,
    Stunted Hello
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  2. Musturd

    Musturd Autoflowering Condiment

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    AFP is whole and complete again. Stroked I mean Stoked to see you. punk

    Grow Stunted
     
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    Glad to see our Stunted brother here.

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  4. Musturd

    Musturd Autoflowering Condiment

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    Oh Stunted my younger canna associated friend. I guess you are not yet 50....

    I spent my entire life trying to keep things out of my arse. I was very successful, except a couple kinky girls tongues. I happened to have insurance when I turned 50 and the Dr. visit left me confused and reluctant to return. Gloves lube and some awkward jokes and let's just say it's not as bad as I expected but it's ER only for me eh. atpeace

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    Bro you got me runnin scared now, got a few years before the 50 so maybe I can work out a plan...like borrowing someone else's arse for that one special visit.
    I think I will have to discuss this with my doctor, he is a great doctor but still....nothing goes near my arse!
    Why they wanna finger dudes up the arse, whats wrong with a CT or MRI scan of my turd birthing canal...

    Stay an anal virgin people, don't let any doc violate you in the arse!!!
    Stunted Arsehole
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    wait till you have your first colonoscopy. oh what fun! faint triple s ....stay stoned stuntedstunted.hugs
     
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  7. Stunted

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    Hey there bro, that does not sound "fun" You people have got my arse runnin scared!!!!
    I am gonna work on my sphincter muscle.....I will beefcake my arse muscle so much it will be able to fkn break fingers and prolly even bend steel, who know where it would end!

    @lost in space, I hope you have been keeping well medicated!! got me a HEQ5PRO mount for my Bday and in a few weeks it will be pointing my new scope around the skies and in peoples windows...how goes your window spotting bro?

    Got a couple of Sister Discipline growing and about to sex, will make a thread for them in the next days.

    Stay medicated people,
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    it would be super cool if we could switch location's imstonedyou could look at northern hemis. and I could look at southern hemis. musturdshuffle
     
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    Maybe one day you come to Stunted's house and I will give you a personal tour, there is a old lady up the road and I can scope right in her bathroom bro...it's just like fkn being there!!!! if the weather is bad we can watch some of the grandma vids I have made :p

    Stay stalking,
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    i am shocked!! cincinwhen you say old, how old? may be worth it for me.imstoned stop yanking the wanker it will growhugs
     
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    I'm dying with these comments Hahahaha! Thank goodness there's no need for doctors to do anything with my arse. I have my own set of issues to go through that aren't so fun though lol
     
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    Don't get paranoid but I've been watching both you! @Stunted & @lost in space

    Been looking into your gardens... Seeing how you treat your ladies.

    Stay Peepin'

    Grow Together


     
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    I would guess early 70's bro, I bet she knows a position or two!

    Greets Jedi, I beat my lady all the time...oh and the plants cop it a bit too!
    Got to make a new thread for the grow but its hard to do anything with someone running around the house. Sometimes I can sneak a post in like this one but it is hard.

    Stay hard and keep ya sphincter tight,
    Stunted Ass
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    Born in the early 70s or in her 70s ? big difference....cincin

    I did alot of drugs in the 70s now I don't care what the temperature is...shareone

    You know what old ladies taste like?

    Depends punk.....lol

    Grow Hilariously
     
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    DUDE that shit is too funny, rofl some more at Depends!
    It's cold season here so the older ones move pretty slow, the extra scope time is awesome at this time of year.

    Wow my pussy horse has huge balls, they move from side to side as he walks but that could just be swelling....shit now I have to tell y'all what happened.
    SO...I was in the kitchen fixin a coffee when I noticed horse clawing the fck outta the new lounge, I went running up to him and fkn gave him a size 10 right up the arse. I kicked him really fkn hard and it would have been a new Cat Kickin distance record but....as he launched off my boot his head clipped the side of the chair and that just made him spin wildly a couple of times and land in a heap 5ft from the chair...so disappointed in the cat!!!

    ANd here have a pic
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    Stay Tight,
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  16. arty zan

    arty zan Builder of COBs, Cabs & Filters

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    Hey Stunted nice to meet yahighfive

    Poo, old ladies in the bath, tongues going in where the food comes out filthy depraved behavior.....lmao I love it outstanding

    Love you plants too!!

    What type of rocks/gravel do you use to top your pots, I seen you use a load of colours, thinking it is maybe for fish tanks??

    Also wondering if it is to stop gnats, stop evaporation or maybe ballast in case the plants get top heavy??..

    peace

    Keep it stunted!

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    Greetings Arty,
    Poo is what old ladies DO in the bath!

    The rocks are from the hardware store and listed as being suitable for gardens and fish tanks, so yes you are correct :)
    The rocks are to stop the 1/2 inch layer of sand from moving, it is the sand that is used to stop the (un)FunGas Gnats. The adults cannot get to the coco to lay eggs in and if there were any in the coco before the sand/rocks went on then they cant get out to mature and just...die :)
    I use different colors so that I can tell what plant is what strain at a glance.

    Some updated pics of the Sister Discipline I have on the go.

    First is Knot Again!
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    And Twisted Sister!
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    Stay Medicated Portalists,
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    Why is it that twisted sister reminds me of a stripper, all up on her pole. Hahaha! I feel like throwing money at her. rofl

    Take care!!
     
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    Make it rain Jedi rofl
     
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    Pooh is what Christopher Robin does in the woods, dirty little bear humper!

    Salutations Stunted,

    Thanks for answering my questions, totally make sense to use different colours for different strains, like your thinking.

    Loving the "sisters" one up a pole the other tied in a knot "Shibari" for plants

    Often is films you'll here the line "your off your meds" if cannabis was the medicine, nobody would be off their meds.

    I remain firmly medicated.

    Grow stunted

    peace

    Arty
     
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